Please please please! Someone talk me out of getting a Gold Membership here! The money that is burning a hole in my pocket is student loan money; certainly a fancier diary cannot be on the list of things you are allowed to spend your loan money on. Can it? Is it an extra-curricular activity? Is it a writing tool? Is it therapy for stress caused by going to the stupidest f'n school in the United States?

Hmmmmm....now you see my problem.....