2013-05-01::
In which I reflect on the last 13 years
2011-07-01::
Hey. I know you wanted another f'ing drunken rant!
2011-03-06::
Super Depressing Entry
2010-08-29::
Death and Love
2010-07-31::
-
2010-07-19::
Whinging Again
2010-07-19::
Whinging Again
2010-07-12::
Stagecoach
2010-07-12::
Stagecoach
2010-06-22::
-
2010-06-13::
-
2009-11-13::
Boo Hoo
2009-11-13::
Boo Hoo
2009-09-23::
Five Things I'm Good At
2009-09-13::
Dally 09
2009-08-19::
Older
2009-05-12::
Thumbnail
2009-05-04::
Everything Bad is Easy to Write About
2009-03-30::
Sad-ass
2009-02-23::
Now this is happening
2009-02-23::
Bugger
2009-02-12::
Dear Old Blog
2009-01-31::
New Blogger!
2009-01-09::
Nuevo Ano
2008-12-28::
Mittenfest
2008-12-04::
Mustache?
2008-11-30::
Adult Supervision Required
2008-09-26::
Full fucking time.
2008-08-15::
This is what happens
2008-08-05::
Birthday 2008
2008-06-23::
-
2008-06-19::
-
2008-05-18::
Messing Around
2008-03-11::
funny
2008-03-10::
oh yeah, so that's why I wanted to die of bordom!
2007-12-12::
Leading up to Christmas
2007-10-31::
Halloween 2007
2007-10-03::
METAL.
2007-08-10::
Night Two of the Write more Initiative
2007-08-08::
Life on the wrong side of 25
2007-07-29::
Happy Early Birthday!
2007-06-18::
-
2007-06-11::
GLMS CD Release Party
2007-06-03::
ELFest 2007
2007-04-07::
So. This is what Happiness Feels Like?
2007-03-08::
I need a set of wheels
2007-01-13::
GLMS
2006-12-28::
A Tone Deaf Person's Passion for Music
2006-11-09::
A Survey
2006-09-01::
Bloody Steele
2006-08-14::
Oh just ignore me.
2006-07-31::
Later I'll be able to find this because I called it Happy Birthday
2006-07-24::
Ho Hum
2006-07-11::
From the Hallowed Halls
2006-07-02::
Imposible Bastard
2006-06-14::
Happy Birthday Mom
2006-05-05::
I like the bits without the shit
2006-04-21::
The employment gods smile
2006-04-20::
Avoiding studying
2006-04-13::
Tone Dumb
2006-04-12::
Putting off....
2006-03-04::
Put on the records, it's time for us all to make dinner together!
2006-03-02::
Profile of an Obsession - Ewan McGregor
2006-02-23::
Ah well, you see...
2006-02-18::
A recap
2005-11-01::
Out with it
2005-08-11::
At least this joint doesn't look like shit anymore.
2005-07-26::
Not sure when I'll see you next
2005-07-14::
There's a boy in my house!!!
2005-06-16::
Nostalgic
2005-06-12::
Let the Madness Begin
2005-06-10::
So I Drink Alone. So What?
2005-05-25::
Financial Woes
2005-05-21::
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
2005-05-19::
Rising from the Ashes
2005-04-29::
It is finished...
2005-04-16::
Strangled
2005-04-09::
Yeah. So It's been a Hard week...
2005-04-09::
Yeah. So It's been a Hard week...
2005-04-04::
So yeah...NYC was great, but you'll never get to hear about it!
2005-04-04::
-
2005-03-24::
Wha' Happen?
2005-03-24::
-
2005-03-22::
Back from New York, but I Ain't got nothin' yet
2005-03-17::
An awakening
2005-03-17::
An awakening
2005-03-14::
New York Drunk
2005-03-05::
DRUNKKKKKK!
2005-02-17::
-
2005-02-03::
It's Crystal Violet, maaaaaaaaan!
2004-12-24::
Frosted Windowpanes:Every Woman wants the Clay Aiken Alien Love Robot for Christmas
2004-12-16::
Whatcha been up to, Paco?
2004-11-25::
Did you just say you were on Mescaline?Yes.
2004-11-12::
God Bless You Bridget Jones
2004-11-10::
I love ME!
2004-10-31::
It's Angels Night...or is that Cross-Dressing Nurse Night
2004-10-23::
Raleigh
2004-10-14::
My Trip to the Medical Examiner:Warning: Detailed Descriptions of Autopsies Herein
2004-10-04::
How You Doin'?
2004-09-28::
DaytonPart Four
Hey, Jacob. Wanna Buy some Tickets?
2004-09-15::
What's Goin' on?
2004-09-13::
DaytonPart Three
I FUCKING HATE APPLEBEE'S
2004-09-06::
My Adventure in DaytonPart Two: Pendulous Black Balls
2004-09-02::
My Adventure in DaytonPart One
2004-08-18::
D-town Bitches Invade Jackson County Fair Cows Run for Lives
2004-08-04::
Love my Life
2004-08-01::
Happy Quarterlife Crisis
2004-07-21::
Still at the LB, and ZOOT!
2004-07-06::
Employed
2004-07-05::
My Wish
2004-07-01::
Blood Spatter Knowledge Be Damned
2004-06-30::
Drunk, yo!
2004-06-28::
Vegas: Finale
2004-06-08::
Guttermouth
2004-06-02::
What I'm up to
2004-05-27::
Bursting with Clay Goodness
2004-05-22::
Don't worry, Mom. I'm not dead
2004-05-14::
Vegas: Part Funf
2004-05-04::
My Shit-Ass Life
2004-04-29::
Vegas: Part Vier
2004-04-28::
I'm not dead
2004-04-13::
Vegas: Part Drei
2004-04-08::
Welcome to Toothlessville
2004-04-05::
Vegas Broadfest Part Zwei
2004-03-31::
Vegas Broadfest Part One
2004-03-26::
Off to Vegas AGAIN!!!
2004-03-20::
A full weekend
2004-03-19::
Maybe My Tooth will Regenerate
2004-03-16::
Spring Break, MY ASS!
2004-03-16::
I E-mailed PG
2004-03-15::
A tough task accomplished
2004-03-14::
bevr
2004-03-10::
What a Nice Christian Boy will do to a Girl
2004-03-06::
Sorry Dude....
2004-03-03::
Moaning about guys...again
2004-02-28::
Another DATE!
2004-02-27::
Farewell Ferndizzle
2004-02-24::
-
2004-02-23::
Spiraling ever downward
2004-02-17::
The DATE
2004-02-16::
Queasy with Lurrrrrve!
2004-02-15::
-
2004-02-15::
Another Man....Whatever Shall I Do?
2004-02-13::
Yet another fat inducing discovery
2004-02-11::
Rated P fucking G!
2004-02-09::
Prison Guard Blues
2004-02-08::
Blathering 4 AM Entry
2004-02-06::
How's it hangin'?
2004-01-27::
Irony
2004-01-21::
LAPPYTOP!!!
2004-01-14::
Sorry, Normal Humans
2003-12-31::
An Educational Year
2003-12-23::
The final Vegas Installment
2003-12-11::
Claydream
2003-12-03::
Vegas Part Three: Pre-Sedaka Saturday
2003-12-02::
testing
2003-11-27::
The Vegas Chronicles part Deux
2003-11-24::
Vegas Part One
2003-11-14::
Vegas HERE I COME
2003-11-09::
Can I have someone else's life?
2003-11-01::
This is Halloween
2003-10-30::
Clankenstein
2003-10-27::
I know, I know, ANOTHER CLAY PICTURE!
2003-10-24::
Please smack me
2003-10-20::
Uber-Itchy day
2003-10-15::
CLAY RELEASE PARTAY
2003-10-14::
My Magic Weekend
2003-10-07::
Chrisville, population 1
2003-10-07::
Bedhead
2003-10-06::
-
2003-10-02::
Where my bitch at?
2003-09-30::
My nice Day
2003-09-28::
Lame O
2003-09-23::
Bio Banter
2003-09-22::
Hi! I've got a webcam
2003-09-20::
Supah Gold
2003-09-17::
Just say no to Gold
2003-09-16::
Schizophrenic K
2003-09-09::
Another Entry....?
2003-09-09::
Perhaps you need to crawl, since you obviously haven't mastered walking!
2003-09-07::
Dally
2003-09-02::
Some Sad News
2003-08-28::
Rings
2003-08-28::
Where the heck have you been?
2003-08-24::
5 Questions + Bonus
2003-08-21::
Freddy v. Jason: A battle for the rights of Man
2003-08-16::
My encounter with the Power Outage
2003-08-14::
New Friends
2003-08-11::
Super Secret
2003-08-10::
You went Bowling AGAIN?
2003-08-08::
Three Virgins Tooling Around
2003-08-07::
Alone but not lonely
2003-07-31::
Happy Birfday to Me!
2003-07-27::
Cheesy Brats
2003-07-19::
Stolen Survey
2003-07-17::
Drinking
2003-07-16::
The big 102
2003-07-15::
Tall AND Fat
2003-07-11::
Meg White was at OUR bar
2003-07-07::
Pencil Lead
2003-07-04::
Bar Slut Hair Cut
2003-06-28::
We've got to hold on to what we've got...
2003-06-26::
I have an internet friend! W00t
2003-06-25::
Woot Leet Haxor
2003-06-21::
My Summer Vacation by Kelly
2003-06-19::
You would seriously kill Paul?!
2003-06-12::
Snow Day part 2
2003-06-10::
Snow strikes again, leaves me bald
2003-06-08::
I NEEED more CLAY
2003-05-20::
Life's a Martini and you're the Shaker
2003-05-19::
Dork always and forever
2003-05-08::
I'm Aiken for Clay!
2003-05-08::
A new leaf, hell, a new tree
2003-05-05::
I'm such a liar
2003-02-17::
Empty Nest
2003-01-20::
Two Weekends
2002-12-31::
Holiday Fun
2002-11-16::
Styrofoam Frisbee & Too afraid to go to bed
2002-10-26::
New Hair
2002-09-30::
Another 3AM passes by
2002-09-22::
Doesn't Anyone want to do ANYTHING!
2002-09-13::
Summer Summarized
2002-07-31::
Life can continue after 21
2002-07-19::
UGLY
2002-06-29::
My Big Break
2002-06-25::
You gotta love him even with that terrible hair
2002-04-18::
Sad stuff
2002-04-07::
Still Alive
2002-03-15::
Kill Me
2002-02-24::
The Pizza Bandits
2002-02-18::
First
2002-02-07::
I really can read
2002-01-27::
Wow! I haven't like seen you in like a million years!
2002-01-17::
New Year
2002-01-01::
Lack of Attention
2001-12-19::
Lord of the Rings is here
2001-12-09::
Silly girl, carrots are for rabbits
2001-11-27::
Civility derives from good wine
2001-11-22::
That Graphic Match wasn't all it's cracked up to be
2001-11-15::
I'm sorry...we just got engaged
2001-11-12::
wish i could say more
2001-10-21::
How Unbelievably Rude!
2001-10-18::
A Startling Secret Revealed
2001-10-18::
Is it sneaked or snuck??
2001-10-11::
it was seven years ago today
2001-10-01::
Can I get a B.....O.....O?!
2001-09-27::
We thought we had nipped it in the bud
2001-09-26::
Sim-existence
2001-09-21::
Building Blocks
2001-09-11::
Terror
2001-09-07::
Lawnmower mom
2001-09-06::
Arts, Beats and Feats of Forgiveness and Love
2001-09-02::
T I N A.....I Like to....Nevermind
2001-08-30::
Pray
2001-08-29::
Dog-Faced girl and nips like diamonds: My adventures North of the 45th Parallel
2001-08-18::
Shanghai Darkness
2001-08-16::
Hissy Fit Nightmare Cruise
2001-08-13::
Weird
2001-08-13::
Weird
2001-08-09::
CODE RED
2001-08-07::
Catch-up
2001-08-05::
The plot thickens and changes into dumplings
2001-07-23::
Kill me when I turn 30
2001-07-20::
What's red and blistery all over?
2001-07-15::
Freeze-Dry the one you love
2001-07-08::
A Forty fo' da'Homeys
2001-07-03::
The fireworks that weren't
2001-06-28::
Boring
2001-06-26::
Get up and get your own stinking Boonsfarm
2001-06-21::
Blah
2001-06-19::
Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Matt
2001-06-16::
Potted Plants are a Girl's Best Friend
2001-06-14::
It's a peachy, wispy world
2001-06-03::
Hail Yeah!
2001-05-23::
17 years and out
2001-05-09::
Pomp and Mostaccioli
2001-04-26::
Secret Asian Man
2001-04-22::
Lies Lies Lies
2001-04-16::
Secret Typing
2001-03-30::
Cow Makeover
2001-03-19::
Welcome to the Jungle
2001-03-12::
A Little Plywood Never Stopped ME
2001-02-27::
Published
2001-02-19::
Shoes anyone
2001-02-15::
The Day After
2001-02-02::
A Tragic Loss
2001-01-02::
Still Talking
2001-01-01::
New Year
2000-12-12::
Just a HUGE streak of bad luck
2000-11-24::
Turkey lurky lee
2000-11-14::
Confessions of a Rock Nerd
2000-11-09::
Stupid Floridians
2000-11-06::
Retard for Hire
2000-10-25::
Hell hounds and Empty Tables
2000-10-18::
Linguistics on Acid
2000-10-13::
A Case of Mistaken Identity
2000-10-13::
Lonely beginnings