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2013-05-01:: In which I reflect on the last 13 years

2011-07-01:: Hey. I know you wanted another f'ing drunken rant!

2011-03-06:: Super Depressing Entry

2010-08-29:: Death and Love

2010-07-31:: -

2010-07-19:: Whinging Again

2010-07-19:: Whinging Again

2010-07-12:: Stagecoach

2010-07-12:: Stagecoach

2010-06-22:: -

2010-06-13:: -

2009-11-13:: Boo Hoo

2009-11-13:: Boo Hoo

2009-09-23:: Five Things I'm Good At

2009-09-13:: Dally 09

2009-08-19:: Older

2009-05-12:: Thumbnail

2009-05-04:: Everything Bad is Easy to Write About

2009-03-30:: Sad-ass

2009-02-23:: Now this is happening

2009-02-23:: Bugger

2009-02-12:: Dear Old Blog

2009-01-31:: New Blogger!

2009-01-09:: Nuevo Ano

2008-12-28:: Mittenfest

2008-12-04:: Mustache?

2008-11-30:: Adult Supervision Required

2008-09-26:: Full fucking time.

2008-08-15:: This is what happens

2008-08-05:: Birthday 2008

2008-06-23:: -

2008-06-19:: -

2008-05-18:: Messing Around

2008-03-11:: funny

2008-03-10:: oh yeah, so that's why I wanted to die of bordom!

2007-12-12:: Leading up to Christmas

2007-10-31:: Halloween 2007

2007-10-03:: METAL.

2007-08-10:: Night Two of the Write more Initiative

2007-08-08:: Life on the wrong side of 25

2007-07-29:: Happy Early Birthday!

2007-06-18:: -

2007-06-11:: GLMS CD Release Party

2007-06-03:: ELFest 2007

2007-04-07:: So. This is what Happiness Feels Like?

2007-03-08:: I need a set of wheels

2007-01-13:: GLMS

2006-12-28:: A Tone Deaf Person's Passion for Music

2006-11-09:: A Survey

2006-09-01:: Bloody Steele

2006-08-14:: Oh just ignore me.

2006-07-31:: Later I'll be able to find this because I called it Happy Birthday

2006-07-24:: Ho Hum

2006-07-11:: From the Hallowed Halls

2006-07-02:: Imposible Bastard

2006-06-14:: Happy Birthday Mom

2006-05-05:: I like the bits without the shit

2006-04-21:: The employment gods smile

2006-04-20:: Avoiding studying

2006-04-13:: Tone Dumb

2006-04-12:: Putting off....

2006-03-04:: Put on the records, it's time for us all to make dinner together!

2006-03-02:: Profile of an Obsession - Ewan McGregor

2006-02-23:: Ah well, you see...

2006-02-18:: A recap

2005-11-01:: Out with it

2005-08-11:: At least this joint doesn't look like shit anymore.

2005-07-26:: Not sure when I'll see you next

2005-07-14:: There's a boy in my house!!!

2005-06-16:: Nostalgic

2005-06-12:: Let the Madness Begin

2005-06-10:: So I Drink Alone. So What?

2005-05-25:: Financial Woes

2005-05-21:: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

2005-05-19:: Rising from the Ashes

2005-04-29:: It is finished...

2005-04-16:: Strangled

2005-04-09:: Yeah. So It's been a Hard week...

2005-04-09:: Yeah. So It's been a Hard week...

2005-04-04:: So yeah...NYC was great, but you'll never get to hear about it!

2005-04-04:: -

2005-03-24:: Wha' Happen?

2005-03-24:: -

2005-03-22:: Back from New York, but I Ain't got nothin' yet

2005-03-17:: An awakening

2005-03-17:: An awakening

2005-03-14:: New York Drunk

2005-03-05:: DRUNKKKKKK!

2005-02-17:: -

2005-02-03:: It's Crystal Violet, maaaaaaaaan!

2004-12-24:: Frosted Windowpanes:

Every Woman wants the Clay Aiken Alien Love Robot for Christmas

2004-12-16:: Whatcha been up to, Paco?

2004-11-25:: Did you just say you were on Mescaline?

Yes.

2004-11-12:: God Bless You Bridget Jones

2004-11-10:: I love ME!

2004-10-31:: It's Angels Night...or is that Cross-Dressing Nurse Night

2004-10-23:: Raleigh

2004-10-14:: My Trip to the Medical Examiner:

Warning: Detailed Descriptions of Autopsies Herein

2004-10-04:: How You Doin'?

2004-09-28:: Dayton

Part Four

Hey, Jacob. Wanna Buy some Tickets?

2004-09-15:: What's Goin' on?

2004-09-13:: Dayton

Part Three

I FUCKING HATE APPLEBEE'S

2004-09-06:: My Adventure in Dayton

Part Two: Pendulous Black Balls

2004-09-02:: My Adventure in Dayton

Part One

2004-08-18:: D-town Bitches Invade Jackson County Fair

Cows Run for Lives

2004-08-04:: Love my Life

2004-08-01:: Happy Quarterlife Crisis

2004-07-21:: Still at the LB, and ZOOT!

2004-07-06:: Employed

2004-07-05:: My Wish

2004-07-01:: Blood Spatter Knowledge Be Damned

2004-06-30:: Drunk, yo!

2004-06-28:: Vegas: Finale

2004-06-08:: Guttermouth

2004-06-02:: What I'm up to

2004-05-27:: Bursting with Clay Goodness

2004-05-22:: Don't worry, Mom. I'm not dead

2004-05-14:: Vegas: Part Funf

2004-05-04:: My Shit-Ass Life

2004-04-29:: Vegas: Part Vier

2004-04-28:: I'm not dead

2004-04-13:: Vegas: Part Drei

2004-04-08:: Welcome to Toothlessville

2004-04-05:: Vegas Broadfest Part Zwei

2004-03-31:: Vegas Broadfest Part One

2004-03-26:: Off to Vegas AGAIN!!!

2004-03-20:: A full weekend

2004-03-19:: Maybe My Tooth will Regenerate

2004-03-16:: Spring Break, MY ASS!

2004-03-16:: I E-mailed PG

2004-03-15:: A tough task accomplished

2004-03-14:: bevr

2004-03-10:: What a Nice Christian Boy will do to a Girl

2004-03-06:: Sorry Dude....

2004-03-03:: Moaning about guys...again

2004-02-28:: Another DATE!

2004-02-27:: Farewell Ferndizzle

2004-02-24:: -

2004-02-23:: Spiraling ever downward

2004-02-17:: The DATE

2004-02-16:: Queasy with Lurrrrrve!

2004-02-15:: -

2004-02-15:: Another Man....Whatever Shall I Do?

2004-02-13:: Yet another fat inducing discovery

2004-02-11:: Rated P fucking G!

2004-02-09:: Prison Guard Blues

2004-02-08:: Blathering 4 AM Entry

2004-02-06:: How's it hangin'?

2004-01-27:: Irony

2004-01-21:: LAPPYTOP!!!

2004-01-14:: Sorry, Normal Humans

2003-12-31:: An Educational Year

2003-12-23:: The final Vegas Installment

2003-12-11:: Claydream

2003-12-03:: Vegas Part Three: Pre-Sedaka Saturday

2003-12-02:: testing

2003-11-27:: The Vegas Chronicles part Deux

2003-11-24:: Vegas Part One

2003-11-14:: Vegas HERE I COME

2003-11-09:: Can I have someone else's life?

2003-11-01:: This is Halloween

2003-10-30:: Clankenstein

2003-10-27:: I know, I know, ANOTHER CLAY PICTURE!

2003-10-24:: Please smack me

2003-10-20:: Uber-Itchy day

2003-10-15:: CLAY RELEASE PARTAY

2003-10-14:: My Magic Weekend

2003-10-07:: Chrisville, population 1

2003-10-07:: Bedhead

2003-10-06:: -

2003-10-02:: Where my bitch at?

2003-09-30:: My nice Day

2003-09-28:: Lame O

2003-09-23:: Bio Banter

2003-09-22:: Hi! I've got a webcam

2003-09-20:: Supah Gold

2003-09-17:: Just say no to Gold

2003-09-16:: Schizophrenic K

2003-09-09:: Another Entry....?

2003-09-09:: Perhaps you need to crawl, since you obviously haven't mastered walking!

2003-09-07:: Dally

2003-09-02:: Some Sad News

2003-08-28:: Rings

2003-08-28:: Where the heck have you been?

2003-08-24:: 5 Questions + Bonus

2003-08-21:: Freddy v. Jason: A battle for the rights of Man

2003-08-16:: My encounter with the Power Outage

2003-08-14:: New Friends

2003-08-11:: Super Secret

2003-08-10:: You went Bowling AGAIN?

2003-08-08:: Three Virgins Tooling Around

2003-08-07:: Alone but not lonely

2003-07-31:: Happy Birfday to Me!

2003-07-27:: Cheesy Brats

2003-07-19:: Stolen Survey

2003-07-17:: Drinking

2003-07-16:: The big 102

2003-07-15:: Tall AND Fat

2003-07-11:: Meg White was at OUR bar

2003-07-07:: Pencil Lead

2003-07-04:: Bar Slut Hair Cut

2003-06-28:: We've got to hold on to what we've got...

2003-06-26:: I have an internet friend! W00t

2003-06-25:: Woot Leet Haxor

2003-06-21:: My Summer Vacation by Kelly

2003-06-19:: You would seriously kill Paul?!

2003-06-12:: Snow Day part 2

2003-06-10:: Snow strikes again, leaves me bald

2003-06-08:: I NEEED more CLAY

2003-05-20:: Life's a Martini and you're the Shaker

2003-05-19:: Dork always and forever

2003-05-08:: I'm Aiken for Clay!

2003-05-08:: A new leaf, hell, a new tree

2003-05-05:: I'm such a liar

2003-02-17:: Empty Nest

2003-01-20:: Two Weekends

2002-12-31:: Holiday Fun

2002-11-16:: Styrofoam Frisbee & Too afraid to go to bed

2002-10-26:: New Hair

2002-09-30:: Another 3AM passes by

2002-09-22:: Doesn't Anyone want to do ANYTHING!

2002-09-13:: Summer Summarized

2002-07-31:: Life can continue after 21

2002-07-19:: UGLY

2002-06-29:: My Big Break

2002-06-25:: You gotta love him even with that terrible hair

2002-04-18:: Sad stuff

2002-04-07:: Still Alive

2002-03-15:: Kill Me

2002-02-24:: The Pizza Bandits

2002-02-18:: First

2002-02-07:: I really can read

2002-01-27:: Wow! I haven't like seen you in like a million years!

2002-01-17:: New Year

2002-01-01:: Lack of Attention

2001-12-19:: Lord of the Rings is here

2001-12-09:: Silly girl, carrots are for rabbits

2001-11-27:: Civility derives from good wine

2001-11-22:: That Graphic Match wasn't all it's cracked up to be

2001-11-15:: I'm sorry...we just got engaged

2001-11-12:: wish i could say more

2001-10-21:: How Unbelievably Rude!

2001-10-18:: A Startling Secret Revealed

2001-10-18:: Is it sneaked or snuck??

2001-10-11:: it was seven years ago today

2001-10-01:: Can I get a B.....O.....O?!

2001-09-27:: We thought we had nipped it in the bud

2001-09-26:: Sim-existence

2001-09-21:: Building Blocks

2001-09-11:: Terror

2001-09-07:: Lawnmower mom

2001-09-06:: Arts, Beats and Feats of Forgiveness and Love

2001-09-02:: T I N A.....I Like to....Nevermind

2001-08-30:: Pray

2001-08-29:: Dog-Faced girl and nips like diamonds: My adventures North of the 45th Parallel

2001-08-18:: Shanghai Darkness

2001-08-16:: Hissy Fit Nightmare Cruise

2001-08-13:: Weird

2001-08-13:: Weird

2001-08-09:: CODE RED

2001-08-07:: Catch-up

2001-08-05:: The plot thickens and changes into dumplings

2001-07-23:: Kill me when I turn 30

2001-07-20:: What's red and blistery all over?

2001-07-15:: Freeze-Dry the one you love

2001-07-08:: A Forty fo' da'Homeys

2001-07-03:: The fireworks that weren't

2001-06-28:: Boring

2001-06-26:: Get up and get your own stinking Boonsfarm

2001-06-21:: Blah

2001-06-19:: Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Matt

2001-06-16:: Potted Plants are a Girl's Best Friend

2001-06-14:: It's a peachy, wispy world

2001-06-03:: Hail Yeah!

2001-05-23:: 17 years and out

2001-05-09:: Pomp and Mostaccioli

2001-04-26:: Secret Asian Man

2001-04-22:: Lies Lies Lies

2001-04-16:: Secret Typing

2001-03-30:: Cow Makeover

2001-03-19:: Welcome to the Jungle

2001-03-12:: A Little Plywood Never Stopped ME

2001-02-27:: Published

2001-02-19:: Shoes anyone

2001-02-15:: The Day After

2001-02-02:: A Tragic Loss

2001-01-02:: Still Talking

2001-01-01:: New Year

2000-12-12:: Just a HUGE streak of bad luck

2000-11-24:: Turkey lurky lee

2000-11-14:: Confessions of a Rock Nerd

2000-11-09:: Stupid Floridians

2000-11-06:: Retard for Hire

2000-10-25:: Hell hounds and Empty Tables

2000-10-18:: Linguistics on Acid

2000-10-13:: A Case of Mistaken Identity

2000-10-13:: Lonely beginnings